Friday, April 8, 2011

Alexis Merrill is going to PARIS!

(Note to reader:  This post is purposely told in the third person)


Alexis Merrill opened up her email today to find the following:


Okay, it is hard to read so Alexis will just tell you!

Alexis is going to Paris, France on May 16th!  

This was a total surprise!  Can you believe how romantic and spontaneous Alexis' husband is?  This was not even on her radar.  She was a little thrown off because there is no companion listed on the reservation, and what about her son, Milo, who will only be 6 months at the time of departure.  Nonetheless, PARIS BABY!

Alexis burst into the living room, where her husband was on his computer and politely inquired what he had up his sleeve.  He played coy for a while, then 'fessed that he did not know what Alexis was yammering on about.  Alexis led him back to her computer and showed him the email.  He swore up and down that he did not do it.  Alexis reread the email a bunch of times and saw that it was certainly not spam.  She even logged into the Airfrance reservation portal and saw that it was a real ticket.  In the interim, Mark got on the phone with AMEX, the credit card that the ticket was booked with and there was no transaction with AirFrance.

While gazing at the reservation, Alexis noticed a phone number and realized that maybe, there was another Alexis Merrill who is the one going to Paris.  Maybe the two Alexis-es have similar email addresses and this is a mistake.

(Back to first person, since it is obvious that I, Alexis Merrill, author of this blog, am NOT going to Paris.)


So I rang up the OTHER Alexis Merrill and she was so not excited to talk to her name-twin.  She explained that her boyfriend made the reservation and forgot her middle initial in the email address.  That teeny-tiny letter separates our cyber-lives and for one day, we were connected.  Blah.

Okay, so there is another person floating around with my name.  BUT, my former moniker, Alexis Tappen, has to be totally unique, right?

Of course, I had to do a quick Google to find out.

AHHHHHHH!
This is what I found!
This is a photography studio's preview of portraits taken at a dance recital.  I am pretty sure this is a girl with her hair pulled back but the outfit, make-up and pose are soiling my good name!

5 comments:

Jenson Family said...

Oh man!! You forgot the part where there was someone on the phone with you while you were reading this email, and you kept me hanging for like 24 hours!!!!!

How funny!

That is hilarious - what a mean joke! Too bad this didn't happen 9 days ago on April Fool's!!

tappens said...

so close! it's a good thing i finished reading the post because i got all excited for you at first and told henry you were going to paris...

Princess Hippopotamus said...

BAHAHA I randomly came across this post, and it's incredibly amusing! Good work!

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cosmo2 said...

Well hello Alexis. Just a little background. This is an 8 year old who was doing musical theatre at that time, and was supposed to be dancing as masculine persona in the show. She is now doing off Broadway shows, a fantastic actress and singer. Judging by your cruel and disprespectful comment, it is my daughter who has been "soiled" by your behavior. I hope you teach your children kindness, other than what apparently you have been shown.